A long time ago... in a land far away... I was raised by a pack of teenagers on ponies. They were a wild and rotton bunch. They smoked, trespassed, stole
apples from orchards and carrots from gardens... all for the sake of the pony tribe. By the time I turned 7, I'd already been in trouble with the law and
when I turned 13, after a woebegotten heartbreak over the marriage of Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran to a uber model.... I decided to make a change. Since, I have
dedicated myself to making others happy. Myself above all. And I know now, that British keyboard players and highly overrated... and probably gay anyway.